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It's the 93rd minute.

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England are 2-1 down to Greece.

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David Beckham needs to score
this free kick

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to send England through to
the World Cup finals.

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Bang! He bends it over the wall,
straight into the top-left corner.

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Absolutely brilliant.

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You buying anything?

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Oh! Um, I'll have...

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I'll have a pear.

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One pair.

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Oh...

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I'll sleep on it.

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David Beckham lines up the free kick.

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The weight of a nation
on his shoulders.

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ARGH! Argh.

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Agh.

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Argh!

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Ooh.

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Blimey.

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Ooh, you've got...

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Look out for that.

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There's no way of getting
the amulet back.

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I can't get home so now what?

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Ooh! Let me tell you.

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No, honestly, Barbara, please, don't.

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My new purchase.

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The Sands of Time!

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Didn't they predict
the plague of cows?

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Yep, to the nearest half hour.

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You see, Brian, I've worked out why
I didn't get into the Seers Guild.

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It's not my talent,
it's my equipment.

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Yeah. Yeah, that'll be it.

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It's just sand.

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That is a powerful fortune-telling
device, not to be abused.

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I would never do that.

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Rule number one
of the Seers Guild...

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Use of the toilets
is only for members?

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..never exploit your gift
for personal gain.

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Krunt!

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All sorted?
Absolutely.

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As ordered, one, barely second-hand,

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formatically-enhanced
sausage machine -

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completely legal.

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It definitely works, does it?
Yeah!

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Watch this.

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Hey!

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Mmm, not bad.

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That'll bring in some business.

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what do we say, 50 sovereigns?

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50?!
Alright, 60.

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Hang on...
I can go higher, Herman.

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60, done.

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This calls for a drink.

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Fix me a large Rhubarb Seizure,
please.

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And the cash.
I'm taking it off your tab.

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So that means you still owe me.

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Herman, I need that money.

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That explains why Slasher Morgan
came in.

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Very anxious to talk to you,
she was.

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Hang on, not "talk to you,"
hurt you.

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Yeah, that's it.

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Said she'd call...

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How does he do that?

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Sausage?
No!

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Oh, God, no.

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Sausage?

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Not now, Herman, I never eat
just before a big occasion.

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Like this.

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It's my new campaign.

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Save the throck!

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Alright...what's a throck?

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It is a persecuted flightless bird
and its numbers are in decline.

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Horrible things.

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I was attacked by one as a child

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and to this day
I still can't wear feathers.

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Or beaks.

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Do you know, they actually grow
a new set of teeth every five days?

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Why are you trying to save them?

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Desperate attempt to meet women.

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So, who's coming?

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Brian?

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Oh, do you know what,
I'd love to, Steg, honestly.

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Thank you.
No.

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The thing is,
Barbara's got some new sand.

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Your loss!

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Ooh, it's incredible, it's so clear!

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I'm going home?
You are staying.

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Because you, Brian,
are destined for greatness.

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The sands say that soon you will be

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standing in front of a mighty army.

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Oh, really, yeah?

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You are not alone in your journey -

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there is a woman.

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But who?

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Is it you, Barbara?

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Ooh! Um, you know...it could be.

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Um, I hadn't actually thought
about that.

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Um...

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OK. Well, you and this woman -

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let's just say it's me -

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you are joined together by fate...

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..bound as one.

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And, Brian,
you are clutching something.

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A tiny bundle!

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Could it be...

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..a baby?

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Do you know what,
I've suddenly decided

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I really want to save some throcks.

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So, I propose that

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the executive committee

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be headed by myself.

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Um, would anyone
like to second that?

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Anybody?

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Bri?

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Seconded!

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I'm incredibly honoured.

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Is this the meeting for
'Protect the Throck'?

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No.

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It is the meeting, however,

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to 'Save the Throck',

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which I believe is what you meant.

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Put your name...

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..and address on the petition.

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So...

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..Effandra...

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Lovely name.

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..what's your experience
with throcks?

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I absolutely adore them!

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Especially Mr Wuffles - he's my pet.

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What, you've got a pet throck?

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Yeah.
In your house?

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Yes.

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Isn't that a bit dangerous?

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Oh, no, he's a sweetie!

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Honestly, you'd totally love him.

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Alright. So, if I can continue?

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So, one of the key aims
of the campaign -

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my campaign -

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is to spread accurate information
about throcks...

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Oh! Like how they way they grow
a new set of teeth every five days.

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Well, yeah.

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And how their numbers
are actually in decline.

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Yeah.

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Do you know, it is so refreshing to
meet a man who cares about throcks.

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He doesn't know
anything about throcks!

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He's not even from here,
he's from a parallel world.

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No!

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Really?

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Well, I think technically,
from another dimension.

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I'm not quite sure how...

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He hates it here, don't you, Brian?

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Wants to go back.

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So, Effandra,
are you interested in, um...

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..musical theatre?

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Actually, I think I better mingle.
Ah.

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It must be very hard for you,
so alone.

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Yeah, I guess so.

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I try not to dwell on it, really.

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I'm alone!

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In fact, as a persecuted minority,
I'm very alone.

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Sorry, I've got to go.

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Mr Wuffles will be wanting
his num-nums.

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It was really nice meeting you,
Brian.

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Oh, yeah, you too.

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Perhaps we could talk a bit...
Bye, Stan!

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It's Steg.

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See you, Effandra!

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So the dance begins.

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"Num-nums."

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Give us a hand, Brian!

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The personal effects
of one Mrs Mabel Tappet.

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You're doing house clearances now?

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Magical item retrieval
and assessment.

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She has no further use for them.

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Oh, when did she die?

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Any day now, I should think.

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Anyway, there must be
something in here.

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Give us a sec.

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What's that? Bit of garlic?

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Whoa, Brian!

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That's quankleroot.

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Extremely powerful sedative.

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One little nibble
could knock out a horse.

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Or an old lady.

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Mm.

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Here, Herman, do the honours.

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Oh, I love this.

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This is like Storage Hunters.

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What's that?

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It's a TV show...

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..that I present.

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This should solve
all my money worries.

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Whoa!

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A hat of invisibility.

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Got to be worth 10 sovs.

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He's gone!

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He's gone! Completely invisible.

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Am I really invisible?

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Well, not completely.

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Although,
I can't see the top of your head.

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Right.

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What about this?

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Nah, worthless. Chuck it.

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Ah! Who disturbs the dreamless sleep
of Maladorn,

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element and spirit?

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By the leathery balls of Krunt!

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It's a fire sprite.

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Silence mortal!

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I will grant the desire
of whom so ever summoned me?

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Ah, yeah!

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I've done it!

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I got a wish. I got a wish, man.

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I got a wish!

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The wish...

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..is yours.

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Really?

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Yes, insignificant pustule!

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Claim your wish.

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No!

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I could've paid back Slasher Morgan.

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I knew it!

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You're destined for greatness,
Brian.

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Who wants a celebratory sausage?

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Shut it!

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A magic aura has been detected
in the vicinity.

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It's him. He's got a wish.

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I am not an aura.

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I am an elemental spirit,

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I did say that earlier.

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Now, claim your wish and free me!

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What a day - first someone assaults
the ambassador for Flint...

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Kicked right in the shell,
broad daylight.

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..now this.

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Chestnut,
erect a barricade immediately.

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On it, Hawthorn.

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The incident location will be
guarded until the wish is fulfilled.

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Remember, no rebellious wishes.

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Nothing - and I mean nothing -

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to harm the protector.

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Fancy a sausage?

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Yes! Bring me sausages.

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So, Brian,
what are you going to wish for?

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I mean, you could have anything.

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Anything?
Mm.

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Yeah, I'd go for 1,000 sovereigns.
Herman!

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Brian is destined for greatness.

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I think he'll aim
a little higher than that.

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Of course. 2,000 sovereigns.

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I can't believe I've been so lucky.

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I think what Brian is trying to say

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is he can't believe I'VE been
so lucky.

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Because the wish is basically mine,
Brian, and you nicked it!

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Hang on, I wasn't thinking straight,
was I?

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3,000!

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I know what I want to wish for.
I want to go home.

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00:12:20,945 --> 00:12:23,385
Huh, I don't think so, Brian.

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That's not in your future.

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Well, it is
'cause that's what I'm gonna do.

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No.

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You want to give the wish back to me
really, don't you, Brian?

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I want to go home.
Good idea.

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Bye!
Your Destiny, Brian.

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The wish is mine really...

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3,000 and a pint glass that
never runs out!

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This is serious, OK?
Go now. Go!

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Give me my wish back!
3,500.

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Stop it!

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I need some time to think.

269
00:12:51,225 --> 00:12:52,985
Crazier than normal!

270
00:12:58,025 --> 00:13:00,025
I predicted it!

271
00:13:00,025 --> 00:13:03,665
I actually predicted it.
The sands of time foretold it.

272
00:13:03,665 --> 00:13:08,145
Brian is going to stand in front of
a mighty army...

273
00:13:08,145 --> 00:13:10,945
..with me and our bundle.

274
00:13:10,945 --> 00:13:13,265
Ah, this is all too exciting!

275
00:13:13,265 --> 00:13:16,385
Barbara, why don't you have
a little nibble on that?

276
00:13:16,385 --> 00:13:19,465
Ooh, what is it?

277
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,865
Quankleroot.

278
00:13:22,225 --> 00:13:24,145
But doesn't that mean that...?

279
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:27,465
Yeah.

280
00:13:46,345 --> 00:13:47,505
Oh...

281
00:13:49,985 --> 00:13:52,545
..God!

282
00:13:52,545 --> 00:13:53,865
Brian?

283
00:13:55,025 --> 00:13:56,385
Effandra!

284
00:13:56,385 --> 00:13:58,945
What are you doing here all alone?

285
00:13:58,945 --> 00:14:02,385
Just, you know,
trying to clear my head.

286
00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:04,585
Oh, me too.

287
00:14:04,585 --> 00:14:05,865
This is my favourite spot.

288
00:14:05,865 --> 00:14:07,785
Yes, it's beautiful.

289
00:14:10,025 --> 00:14:12,105
What are you doing now?

290
00:14:12,105 --> 00:14:13,305
Nothing.

291
00:14:13,305 --> 00:14:14,625
Buy you a drink?

292
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:15,705
Yeah, alright!

293
00:14:24,585 --> 00:14:26,385
Howell!

294
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:31,105
Morgan wants to see you.

295
00:14:32,465 --> 00:14:33,865
Howell!

296
00:14:46,665 --> 00:14:48,225
So, there we were,

297
00:14:48,225 --> 00:14:52,105
just four ordinary lads from
Liverpool who had changed the world.

298
00:14:53,305 --> 00:14:56,385
John, Paul, George and Brian.

299
00:14:57,385 --> 00:14:59,105
And then you invented rap?

300
00:14:59,105 --> 00:15:00,305
True dat.

301
00:15:00,305 --> 00:15:03,545
Yeah, crazy days...

302
00:15:03,545 --> 00:15:05,105
Anyway, enough about me.

303
00:15:06,225 --> 00:15:07,705
Tell me about your throck.

304
00:15:07,705 --> 00:15:10,545
Ah, I've had him
right since he was an egg.

305
00:15:10,545 --> 00:15:12,825
Honestly, I don't think
I could live without him.

306
00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:14,865
I think he's lucky you have you.

307
00:15:14,865 --> 00:15:19,225
Aww, Brian,
you say the nicest things!

308
00:15:21,105 --> 00:15:22,225
You alright?

309
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,505
Music for the lady?

310
00:15:24,505 --> 00:15:25,625
He loves music.

311
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,265
Word.

312
00:15:28,705 --> 00:15:29,905
Sure.

313
00:15:39,785 --> 00:15:41,145
 Ba-dang!

314
00:15:41,145 --> 00:15:42,505
Aa-rah!

315
00:15:42,505 --> 00:15:44,225
 Ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ooh-oh!

316
00:15:44,225 --> 00:15:45,985
 Ah-yah, ba-dang!

317
00:15:45,985 --> 00:15:47,865
 Ba-dang, ba-dang

318
00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:51,665
 Ba-dang, ba-dang
Ba-dang, ba-dang

319
00:15:51,665 --> 00:15:54,385
 Ba-dang, ah-reeb, ah-reeb!

320
00:15:54,385 --> 00:15:55,865
 Wah-wah

321
00:15:55,865 --> 00:15:58,465
 Ba-dang, ba-dang, ba-dang! 

322
00:16:04,865 --> 00:16:05,985
Good morning, Howell.

323
00:16:08,265 --> 00:16:09,465
Morgan.

324
00:16:10,785 --> 00:16:12,825
What a lovely surprise.

325
00:16:12,825 --> 00:16:15,065
I just wondered...

326
00:16:15,065 --> 00:16:18,985
..could I boil you alive
and feed you to my pigs?

327
00:16:20,185 --> 00:16:23,625
Or do you have the money you owe me?

328
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:24,665
Yeah, I have!

329
00:16:25,945 --> 00:16:27,585
Not with me.

330
00:16:27,585 --> 00:16:33,825
Um, in fact, it's still
in other people's pockets.

331
00:16:33,825 --> 00:16:37,145
But I assure you,
in a mere matter of days...

332
00:16:37,145 --> 00:16:39,185
Oh, Howell...

333
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:43,945
..I didn't want you to die like this.

334
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,905
Uh, I got a wish!

335
00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:48,345
Yeah.

336
00:16:48,345 --> 00:16:50,425
You're telling me you've got a wish?

337
00:16:50,425 --> 00:16:52,545
Yeah! And you can have it.

338
00:16:55,185 --> 00:16:58,425
Krunt's sake!
I'm down to my last three chairs.

339
00:16:58,425 --> 00:17:00,305
Bloody fairy is eating me
out of house and home.

340
00:17:00,305 --> 00:17:01,825
And he's not even paying.

341
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,905
Slasher Morgan was in last night
looking for you.

342
00:17:04,905 --> 00:17:06,665
All in hand. Where's Brian?

343
00:17:06,665 --> 00:17:08,465
I've no idea. Try Barbara.

344
00:17:08,465 --> 00:17:12,945
Cor, that latest batch of
quankleroot is pretty poky.

345
00:17:12,945 --> 00:17:14,585
Barbara...

346
00:17:14,585 --> 00:17:16,305
Barbara.

347
00:17:16,305 --> 00:17:17,705
BARBARA!

348
00:17:24,505 --> 00:17:25,585
What?

349
00:17:25,585 --> 00:17:27,625
Oh, impressive.

350
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,385
Do you know where Brian is?

351
00:17:30,705 --> 00:17:33,065
I don't even know where I am.

352
00:17:33,065 --> 00:17:34,305
What's happened?

353
00:17:34,305 --> 00:17:36,185
Oi! Where's my breakfast?

354
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,825
Right away, sir.

355
00:17:39,345 --> 00:17:40,865
Brian!

356
00:17:40,865 --> 00:17:44,625
Everybody,
I have decided I am not going home.

357
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:48,145
Ah, fantastic news!

358
00:17:48,145 --> 00:17:49,385
Can I have your wish?

359
00:17:49,385 --> 00:17:51,505
I've found a reason to stay.

360
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:55,905
There she was right in front of me
this whole time

361
00:17:55,905 --> 00:17:57,385
and I didn't even notice.

362
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,385
Effandra.

363
00:18:00,385 --> 00:18:01,585
Yay!

364
00:18:03,385 --> 00:18:05,785
I'm just going to go and celebrate
to the other room.

365
00:18:08,825 --> 00:18:11,305
So, Brian,
what are you using your wish for?

366
00:18:11,305 --> 00:18:14,225
I think it's clear what Brian
is planning to do,

367
00:18:14,225 --> 00:18:18,185
and may I say, Brian,
I am hugely grateful.

368
00:18:18,185 --> 00:18:20,505
Oh, no, no, no, no,
I'm still using my wish.

369
00:18:20,505 --> 00:18:21,745
Just not right now.

370
00:18:21,745 --> 00:18:26,705
It's nice to know if do want to go
home, I've got a wish in the bank.

371
00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:29,865
Which means you can probably
leave now, if you wanted to.

372
00:18:29,865 --> 00:18:31,625
Don't tell me what to do!

373
00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:34,265
I'll stay here
until the 24 hours is up.

374
00:18:34,265 --> 00:18:35,505
Alright, fine, whatever.

375
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:36,705
Anyway...

376
00:18:36,705 --> 00:18:38,745
Sorry, what? 24 hours?

377
00:18:38,745 --> 00:18:42,145
Standard procedure -
24 hours for a wish.

378
00:18:42,145 --> 00:18:45,065
So, I have to make my wish today?

379
00:18:45,065 --> 00:18:46,145
Yep.

380
00:18:46,145 --> 00:18:48,265
Or, as I think we've agreed,

381
00:18:48,265 --> 00:18:51,105
I need to make this wish today.

382
00:18:51,105 --> 00:18:53,185
You've got till midday.
I know.

383
00:18:53,185 --> 00:18:56,585
I'll just wish for Effandra
to come with me.

384
00:18:56,585 --> 00:18:58,705
Don't rush into anything Brian.

385
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:01,505
You can't take Effandra with you,
Brian. That's two wishes.

386
00:19:01,505 --> 00:19:02,865
No, it's not.

387
00:19:02,865 --> 00:19:04,945
I wish to go home with...

388
00:19:04,945 --> 00:19:07,585
'With'. See, that's two wishes.

389
00:19:07,585 --> 00:19:10,785
Alright then,
I wish for me and Effandra...

390
00:19:10,785 --> 00:19:12,825
'And'. That's the second wish.
Just, you know...

391
00:19:12,825 --> 00:19:13,905
Two.

392
00:19:13,905 --> 00:19:15,265
..oh, Brian,
you're in a pickle, mate.

393
00:19:16,585 --> 00:19:19,945
Actually, Brian,
I think I know a way

394
00:19:19,945 --> 00:19:23,945
we can make BOTH
your wishes come true.

395
00:19:30,465 --> 00:19:32,345
Hello?
Good morning!

396
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:35,985
I am a travelling soothsayer
in your area for one day only.

397
00:19:35,985 --> 00:19:40,945
I am offering short-form divination
at a special offer of 50% off.

398
00:19:40,945 --> 00:19:43,545
Sorry, I'm a bit busy at the moment.
Thanks.

399
00:19:43,545 --> 00:19:45,825
90% off.

400
00:19:45,825 --> 00:19:47,465
Free. It's all free.

401
00:19:47,465 --> 00:19:48,785
I'll just come in, shall I?

402
00:19:55,465 --> 00:19:57,265
What do women want?

403
00:19:57,265 --> 00:19:59,185
A hero.

404
00:19:59,185 --> 00:20:02,105
Someone who can ride in
and save the day.

405
00:20:02,105 --> 00:20:03,665
It worked for Mrs Herman -

406
00:20:03,665 --> 00:20:06,505
swept off her feet
by a brave soldier.

407
00:20:08,185 --> 00:20:09,505
Haven't seen her since.

408
00:20:09,505 --> 00:20:12,265
Oi! More sausages.

409
00:20:12,265 --> 00:20:14,025
Right.

410
00:20:14,025 --> 00:20:15,945
Give me a hand with this table,
will you?

411
00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:19,745
Sorry, Herman, a man's got to dance.

412
00:20:24,305 --> 00:20:26,345
Ummm...

413
00:20:28,945 --> 00:20:30,825
..yes

414
00:20:30,825 --> 00:20:33,345
What is it?
I see changes ahead.

415
00:20:33,345 --> 00:20:35,705
Is there a new presence
in your life?

416
00:20:35,705 --> 00:20:37,585
A man called Brian?

417
00:20:37,585 --> 00:20:39,905
Brian, yes. He's amazing.

418
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,185
Oh, dear. Death.

419
00:20:41,185 --> 00:20:43,025
Oh.
A painful death.

420
00:20:43,025 --> 00:20:45,265
Deceit, unhappiness.

421
00:20:45,265 --> 00:20:49,385
This Brian is going to cause you
a lot of unhappiness.

422
00:20:49,385 --> 00:20:50,825
No, never!

423
00:20:50,825 --> 00:20:52,905
Hm, I suggest a long journey.

424
00:20:52,905 --> 00:20:56,345
You should get the next coach
to Strooth.

425
00:20:56,345 --> 00:21:00,025
Actually, I have a timetable here

426
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:02,225
and I've circled the next departure.

427
00:21:02,225 --> 00:21:05,425
And, ooh, I've got a spare ticket.

428
00:21:07,505 --> 00:21:10,145
I'm really sorry, but Mr Wuffles

429
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,065
wants to come for his num-nums now,
so...

430
00:21:12,065 --> 00:21:13,825
Oh, yes, yes.

431
00:21:13,825 --> 00:21:15,425
I'd better go.

432
00:21:17,665 --> 00:21:19,865
Like I said, free of charge.

433
00:21:21,025 --> 00:21:22,425
And remember...

434
00:21:23,425 --> 00:21:26,105
..beware Brian!

435
00:21:27,905 --> 00:21:29,145
Bye!

436
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:32,905
Coming, Mr Wuffles!

437
00:21:37,385 --> 00:21:40,025
Using my extensive knowledge
of spiritology

438
00:21:40,025 --> 00:21:42,065
and pan-dimensional calibration...

439
00:21:43,425 --> 00:21:45,865
..I think I can make this wish
work for you.

440
00:21:45,865 --> 00:21:50,345
Right, so I can use it to get home
AND take Effandra with me?

441
00:21:50,345 --> 00:21:54,025
Absolutely. It's just a bit
of careful wording, that's all.

442
00:21:54,025 --> 00:21:57,225
You've got to be utterly precise
with these wishes, Brian.

443
00:21:57,225 --> 00:22:01,105
Which is why I'm writing
the wish in flame tongue -

444
00:22:01,105 --> 00:22:04,185
language of the fire sprite.

445
00:22:04,185 --> 00:22:06,625
My wish?
Course.

446
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:08,105
Who else's would it be?

447
00:22:10,185 --> 00:22:11,305
Where does it say 'Effandra'?

448
00:22:11,305 --> 00:22:12,985
There.

449
00:22:12,985 --> 00:22:14,505
And where's the part about me
going home?

450
00:22:14,505 --> 00:22:15,585
That bit.

451
00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:16,825
That's the same bit.

452
00:22:16,825 --> 00:22:19,425
It's a very complicated language,
flame tongue.

453
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,345
Hard to fathom.
Hm.

454
00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:27,105
"Clachan eekanth morgans."

455
00:22:27,105 --> 00:22:28,105
You're a natural.

456
00:22:28,105 --> 00:22:31,025
Run along, find Effandra,
tell her the good news.

457
00:22:31,025 --> 00:22:33,265
I'll just finetune the words and...

458
00:22:35,385 --> 00:22:37,945
..meet you at the pub
just before midday?

459
00:22:37,945 --> 00:22:40,145
Howell,
I don't know how to thank you.

460
00:22:40,145 --> 00:22:44,145
Don't thank me, Brian. I got
into this business to help people.

461
00:22:44,145 --> 00:22:45,705
You're a good egg, you are.

462
00:22:54,990 --> 00:22:57,790
A good egg and a bloody genius!

463
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:03,670
Effandra?

464
00:23:06,030 --> 00:23:07,590
Effandra?

465
00:23:15,230 --> 00:23:16,750
Oh, God!

466
00:23:29,390 --> 00:23:30,870
One moment.

467
00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:32,830
Can I buy some sausages?

468
00:23:32,830 --> 00:23:33,990
Give me one second.

469
00:23:35,830 --> 00:23:37,990
Come on, come on, get up.

470
00:23:37,990 --> 00:23:39,470
Thank you, Herman.

471
00:23:39,470 --> 00:23:40,630
Oh, of course.

472
00:23:41,950 --> 00:23:43,350
Sausages are off.

473
00:23:44,350 --> 00:23:46,150
Hey, here's the wish man, everybody!

474
00:23:50,030 --> 00:23:53,430
Here's your wish, Brian,
exactly as you requested.

475
00:23:53,430 --> 00:23:56,190
You're cutting it fine.
Where's Effandra?

476
00:23:56,190 --> 00:23:57,630
She's gone.

477
00:23:57,630 --> 00:23:59,230
Oh, well. Nevermind, Brian.

478
00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:02,830
Now you can use your wish
for the good of Munty.

479
00:24:02,830 --> 00:24:06,150
She spent one night with me
and now she's left town.

480
00:24:06,150 --> 00:24:09,790
That can happen, in my experience.

481
00:24:10,870 --> 00:24:12,430
Ooh!

482
00:24:12,430 --> 00:24:13,830
Shut it!

483
00:24:13,830 --> 00:24:15,550
It is I, Maladorn!

484
00:24:15,550 --> 00:24:17,670
Where's...?
I haven't finished.

485
00:24:17,670 --> 00:24:20,470
Seer beyond time and space.

486
00:24:21,790 --> 00:24:23,270
That's it.

487
00:24:23,270 --> 00:24:24,990
Mortal, your time is up.

488
00:24:24,990 --> 00:24:27,630
What is your command?

489
00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:34,790
You've got to read these words,
Brian.

490
00:24:34,790 --> 00:24:36,390
Honestly, it's fine. Thank you.

491
00:24:36,390 --> 00:24:40,150
Thank you, Howell,
but I'm going to be going home alone.

492
00:24:40,150 --> 00:24:42,990
Well...I'll rewrite it!

493
00:24:42,990 --> 00:24:47,230
He's not going anywhere,
remember, the sands?

494
00:24:47,230 --> 00:24:51,950
Your wish, feeble mortal,
for my freedom.

495
00:24:54,630 --> 00:24:56,590
Alright, Fire Sprite,

496
00:24:56,590 --> 00:24:58,550
- um, my wish....
- Brian!

497
00:24:58,550 --> 00:25:00,350
Brian, Brian, Brian...

498
00:25:01,350 --> 00:25:04,230
..Mr Wuffles has been poisoned.

499
00:25:04,230 --> 00:25:06,390
Someone threw a quankleroot
into the garden.

500
00:25:06,390 --> 00:25:08,150
Who would do that?
Terrible.

501
00:25:08,150 --> 00:25:10,990
The healer says he's dying.

502
00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:14,110
Don't worry, Effandra,
I can save Mr Wuffles.

503
00:25:15,310 --> 00:25:16,870
Oh, thank you, Stan.

504
00:25:16,870 --> 00:25:18,990
It's Steg.

505
00:25:18,990 --> 00:25:20,430
It doesn't matter.

506
00:25:20,430 --> 00:25:21,670
Step back!

507
00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:32,430
That won't work on a throck.

508
00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:34,990
Sorry?
Don't work on a throck.

509
00:25:34,990 --> 00:25:36,950
Doesn't work?
Not on a throck, no.

510
00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:38,070
Not on a throck?
No.

511
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:44,190
Brian's got a wish.
A wish?

512
00:25:44,190 --> 00:25:47,230
Brian that's amazing.
You can save Mr Wuffles!

513
00:25:50,030 --> 00:25:51,430
Just take her with you.
It's all here.

514
00:25:51,430 --> 00:25:52,830
Speak!

515
00:25:52,830 --> 00:25:55,790
See, this is my only chance
to get home.

516
00:25:57,590 --> 00:26:00,230
Effandra, will you come with me?

517
00:26:00,230 --> 00:26:02,710
I'd follow you anywhere, Brian.

518
00:26:02,710 --> 00:26:06,150
But I can't leave Mr Wuffles,
not now.

519
00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:07,910
Oh, but I don't think I can...

520
00:26:07,910 --> 00:26:10,070
Speak now!

521
00:26:11,390 --> 00:26:13,590
I'm sorry, Effandra.

522
00:26:16,430 --> 00:26:17,950
I love you, Brian!

523
00:26:24,310 --> 00:26:25,470
Blimey.

524
00:26:33,470 --> 00:26:36,510
I, Brian Weaver, wish...

525
00:26:36,510 --> 00:26:38,110
Yes?

526
00:26:38,110 --> 00:26:41,270
..that the throck known as Mr Wuffles

527
00:26:41,270 --> 00:26:43,630
is restored to full health
and vitality.

528
00:26:46,070 --> 00:26:47,510
It is so!

529
00:26:49,430 --> 00:26:50,990
Freedom!

530
00:26:57,790 --> 00:26:59,030
Huh, weird.

531
00:27:00,990 --> 00:27:02,110
Alright?

532
00:27:08,310 --> 00:27:12,150
You are in deep, deep trouble.

533
00:27:15,350 --> 00:27:16,830
How does he do that?

534
00:27:16,830 --> 00:27:19,350
I don't know!

535
00:27:19,350 --> 00:27:22,070
Oh, Mr Wuffles, you're back!

536
00:27:22,070 --> 00:27:23,350
Mwah!

537
00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:25,430
Brian, you are amazing.

538
00:27:25,430 --> 00:27:29,830
Mr Wuffles,
say hello to your new daddy!

539
00:27:31,270 --> 00:27:32,510
Go on.

540
00:27:32,510 --> 00:27:34,270
Jesus!

541
00:27:34,270 --> 00:27:36,430
Oh...

542
00:27:36,430 --> 00:27:37,590
Say hello.

543
00:27:39,310 --> 00:27:40,590
Hey!

544
00:27:40,590 --> 00:27:42,310
Oh, ow! Argh!

545
00:27:46,430 --> 00:27:47,870
Brian, you're hurting him!

546
00:27:47,870 --> 00:27:49,230
Argh!

547
00:28:07,950 --> 00:28:09,070
Shit!

548
00:28:09,070 --> 00:28:10,790
No, it's OK.

549
00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:13,150
There's time, it's OK.
I just need to...

550
00:28:18,190 --> 00:28:19,790
Oh.

551
00:28:22,510 --> 00:28:23,710
Oh!

552
00:28:23,710 --> 00:28:25,110
Oh, uh...

553
00:28:25,110 --> 00:28:26,710
..it's alright, if we just..

554
00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:33,670
Sorry.

555
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,310
You monster!

556
00:28:36,430 --> 00:28:38,230
You'll not see me again.

557
00:28:38,230 --> 00:28:39,630
Effandra!

558
00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:41,830
Here, let me walk you home.

559
00:28:41,830 --> 00:28:43,070
Thank you, Stag.

560
00:28:44,270 --> 00:28:45,790
It's Steg. Doesn't matter.

561
00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:51,470
Why is there quankleroot
in your pocket?

562
00:28:51,470 --> 00:28:52,950
I...

563
00:28:52,950 --> 00:28:54,430
That, uh...

564
00:28:55,390 --> 00:28:56,710
Uh...

565
00:28:59,630 --> 00:29:01,110
My jacket!

566
00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:06,950
Worst day ever.

567
00:29:07,990 --> 00:29:09,070
Brian.

568
00:29:09,070 --> 00:29:10,790
What?

569
00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:15,070
The sands were right -
you are my tall dark stranger.

570
00:29:15,070 --> 00:29:18,190
And you're staying here, Brian,
because, you,

571
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,150
you're are destined for greatness.

572
00:29:20,150 --> 00:29:24,190
And soon you will be standing
in front of a mighty army.

573
00:29:24,190 --> 00:29:28,270
Barbara, there is no way...

574
00:29:29,590 --> 00:29:31,190
That's him!

575
00:29:31,190 --> 00:29:32,750
That's the guy that kicked me.

576
00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:34,910
This is war!

577
00:29:34,910 --> 00:29:37,310
CHARGE!

578
00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:45,510
Release the slime, quick!

579
00:29:45,510 --> 00:29:46,630
What?!

580
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:51,230
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